Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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