nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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