I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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