I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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