I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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