I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I understand Curling. That high.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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