I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
