well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
