More tranny stories later!
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Is Oprah even human
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
My feet surprised me
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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