How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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