Your tits are I can't wait for
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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