Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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