so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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