Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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