no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
