Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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