well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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