addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
the day after is always just damage control
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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