i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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