so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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