hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
