just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
PANTIES FOUND
Randomize
