But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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