and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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