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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear

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  ...this stays between you and me

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour

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• (607): View more from New York

  Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Absence makes the cock grow harder.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."

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• (518): View more from New York

  I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.

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• (716): View more from New York

  BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?

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