Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
her facebook's as public as her vagina
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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