Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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