absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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