dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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