Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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