I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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