You're a womanizer and a bitch.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
