just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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