Me too!
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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