She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It's shark week go big or go home
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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