I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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