yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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