i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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