Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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