love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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