he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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