I am puke
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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