Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
So here I am, sexting at work.
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