what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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