i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Randomize
