Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Drunk is not a location!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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