Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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