she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We have started to decorate penises.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
