morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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