Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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