In America we eat man semen.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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