I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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