You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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