so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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