No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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