Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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